OK, this boy sure makes me laugh (and wonder?!)
Me: James, where are your pants?
James: Gone
Me: Why?
James: Pooping (in the toy basket he was sitting in)
Me: What?!
James: 'Tend pooping
Luke: He's just pretend pooping, Mom. Don't worry!
Me: Well, let's play a different game.
Luke: Mom, James pretend-pooped in the basket, in our bed, in the crib, in your bed...
Me: Umm, I think it's time to wash our hands and go make some lunch...
And so the saga continues!